Your Cousin Joeys Sexual Horoscope for you!
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JAN 21 - FEB 19
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly
because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a freakin jerk.
You enjoy sucking cock so much more than anyone else does!

FEB 20 - MAR 19
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being
followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your
friends. People resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power
You lack confidence. In short, you are a general dipshit!

MAR 20 - APR 18
You are a pioneer type and you think most people are dickheads.
You are quick to repremand, impatient and scornful of advice.
You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with.
You are a big prick to say the very least!

APR 19 - MAY 19
You are practical and persistant. You have a determination and
a stick-to-it-attitude because you never do anything right the
first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded.
You are really nothing but a freakin asshole!

MAY 20 - JUN 20
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because
you are bisexual. You expect too much for too little.
This means you are a cheap son-of-a-bitch!
Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest!

JUN 21 - JUL 21
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems.
This makes you a sucker. You always keep putting things off.
This is why you will always be on some kind of welfare and will
not be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a cancer!

JUL 22 - AUG 22
You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an idiot.
Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and can not tolerate any
honest critisism. Your arrogance is discusting. Leo's are thriving
sons-a-bitches and enjoy masterbating so much more than sex!

AUG 23 - SEP 21
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit picking
attitude is sickening to your co-workers. You are very cold and
un-emotional and ... you fall asleep often while you are fucking!
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps!

SEP 21 - OCT 22
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
Male or female you are probably queer. Chances for employment
and monetary gain are none. Most Libra women are whores.
Most Libra's die of a sexual disease!

OCT 23 - NOV 21
The worst of the lot! You are shrewd in business and cannot be
trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of
your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch!
Most scorpio's are murdered.

NOV 22 - DEC 20
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy
to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of the
Sagittarus's are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius.
You are indeed a worthless big piece of shit!

DEC 21 - JAN 20
You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks.
You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn
of any importance. Maybe you should think about killing yourself?







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