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Remember whenever someone asks you "Who is your Rabbi" ? (even if you're not Jewish) Say, "My Cousin Joey" of course !
I learned more in the streets of Brooklyn, New York than I learned in any classroom!
I'm a "Seenager" which means I'm a "Recycled Teenager"
I'm Hollywoods Unknown Celebrity
Enjoy my first commercial 1998


These Comedy Tragedy masks symbolize my love life and my finances Don't ask me which is which?








































YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS BUT YOU CAN BUY A BIKE AND THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE
Yeah that's milk you see on the mantle. That's what I drink. So what?







MORE OF JOEY'S HUMOR


ABOVE HERE WAS MY VERY FIRST BIZCARD MANY YEARS AGO BEFORE BECOMING SAG
A FEW C/T ITEMS FROM 100's IN MY EXTENSIVE COLLECTION















